moscd:

harliqueen:

nihilistic-void:

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him

She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

DOn’t let that tiny cat escape

asvpfrenchie:

I’m a face to face in person type of person. I’m an experience

• Genos: I’ll have a large coffee.
• Saitama: I’ll have a small.
• Genos: *i have clearly made a mistake. the large coffee is going to be too large. Sensei made the right decision, of course, big shocker there. Sensei's small coffee will the perfect temperature until the last sip but mine will likely be cold by the time i’m finished. i’ll have to choke down cold coffee and you know what? i deserve it*